Funny Christmas Quotes
21 Funny Christmas Quotes To Keep You Laughing Until The New Year.
1.
When you stop believing in santa 📦 You get underwear.
2.
If fat man puts you in a bag at night . . . don't worry. I told Santa I want you 💗 for Christmas
3.
I am dreaming of a white Christmas <><><> But if the white runs out i'll drink the red 😅
4.
It's all fun and games 'till santa checks the naughty list.😃😅
5.
"I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin."
6.
The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
7.
Dear Santa ...
Before i explain,
How much do you know already ?
8.
Last Christmas i gave you my heart
but the very next day,
you gave it away
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This year,
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special.
9.
Dear santa,
This year please give me a big fat bank account and slim body Please don't mix those two up like you did last year.
Thanks
10.
sweet but twisted ...
Does that make me a candy cane ?
11.
Dear Santa,
I'm writing to let you know that I've been naughty and it was worth it!
12.
Dear Santa,
I've been good all year,
Most of the time.
Once in a while.
Never mind,
I'll buy my own stuff.
13.
"Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases."
-Bridger Winegar
14.
Last year, I asked Santa for sexiest person ever for Christmas ... I woke up in a box.
15.
Dear Santa,
When you arrive on Christmas eve, could you please throw a quick load in the washer, vacuum a couple carpets and wash your cookies dishes ?
Thanks!
16.
"Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deep religious time that each of us observers, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice."
-Dave Barry
17.
"Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard."
-Andy Borowitz
18.
The tree isn't the only thing getting lit this year.
19.
Dear Santa,
I've been goodish all year.
20.
"My husband's idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become scrooge."
-Melanie White
21.
"Santa Claus, has the right idea.
Visit people only once a year."
-Victor Borge
22.
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