Thursday 9 November 2017
Funny Christmas Quotes | Cards | One Liners | Movies
November 09, 2017
Funny Christmas Quotes
21 Funny Christmas Quotes To Keep You Laughing Until The New Year.
1.
When you stop believing in santa 📦 You get underwear.
2.
If fat man puts you in a bag at night . . . don't worry. I told Santa I want you 💗 for Christmas
3.
I am dreaming of a white Christmas <><><> But if the white runs out i'll drink the red 😅
4.
It's all fun and games 'till santa checks the naughty list.😃😅
5.
"I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin."
6.
The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
7.
Dear Santa ...
Before i explain,
How much do you know already ?
8.
Last Christmas i gave you my heart
but the very next day,
you gave it away
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This year,
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special.
9.
Dear santa,
This year please give me a big fat bank account and slim body Please don't mix those two up like you did last year.
Thanks
10.
sweet but twisted ...
Does that make me a candy cane ?
11.
Dear Santa,
I'm writing to let you know that I've been naughty and it was worth it!
12.
Dear Santa,
I've been good all year,
Most of the time.
Once in a while.
Never mind,
I'll buy my own stuff.
13.
"Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases."
-Bridger Winegar
14.
Last year, I asked Santa for sexiest person ever for Christmas ... I woke up in a box.
15.
Dear Santa,
When you arrive on Christmas eve, could you please throw a quick load in the washer, vacuum a couple carpets and wash your cookies dishes ?
Thanks!
16.
"Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deep religious time that each of us observers, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice."
-Dave Barry
17.
"Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard."
-Andy Borowitz
18.
The tree isn't the only thing getting lit this year.
19.
Dear Santa,
I've been goodish all year.
20.
"My husband's idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become scrooge."
-Melanie White
21.
"Santa Claus, has the right idea.
Visit people only once a year."
-Victor Borge
22.
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Sunday 15 October 2017
Quotes About Love
October 15, 2017
1.
"We Are Not Held Back By The Love We Didn"t Receive In The PAst, But By The Love We"re Not Extending In The Present."
(Marianne Williamson)
2.
"We Love The Things We Love For What They Are."
(Robert Frost)
3.
"It Is Not The Magnitude Of Our Actions But The Amount Of Love That Is Put Into Them That Matters."
(Mother Teresa)
4.
"Put Your Hand On A Hot Strove For A Minute, And It Seems Like An Hour. Sit With A Pretty Girl For An Hour, And It Seems Like A Minute. That's Relativity."
(Albert Einstein)
5.
"In Real Life, Love Has To Be Possible. Even If It Is Not Returned Right Away, Love Can Only Survive When The Hope Exists That You Will Be Able Win Over The Person You Desire."
(Paul Coelho)
Quotes About Wisdom
October 15, 2017
1.
"When Prosperity Comes, Do Not Use All Of It."
(Confucius)
2.
"Experience Is Merely The Name Men Gave To Their Mistakes."
(Oscar Wilde)
Quotes About Motivation
October 15, 2017
1.
"When All Is Said And Done, More Is Said Than Done."
(Lou Holtz)
Friday 13 October 2017
Quotes About Family
October 13, 2017
1.
"The Family Is One Of The Nature"s Masterpieces."
(George Santayana)
Quotes About Friend
October 13, 2017
1.
"A Friend Is The One Who Has Same Enemies As You Have."
(Abraham Lincoln)
2.
"Tis Is A Great Confidence In A Friend To Tell Him Your Faults; Greater To Tell Him His."
(Benjamin Franklin)
Quotes About Work & Success
October 13, 2017
1.
"The Whole Secret Of A Successful Life Is To Find Out What Is One"s Destiny To Do.And Then To Do."
(Henry Ford)
2.
"Only Put Off Until Tomorrow What You Are Willing To Die Having Left Undone."
(Pablo Picasso)
3.
"I m A Greater Believer In Luck And I Find The Harder I Work The More I Have Of It."
(Thomas Jefferson)
4.
"Get Around People Who Have Something Of Value To Share With You .Their Impact Will Continue To Have A Significant Effect On Your Life Long They Have Departed."
(Jim Rohn)
5.
"Kill My Boss? Do I Dare Live Out The American Dream?"
(Homer Simpson)
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